penistrate

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.

I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.

by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

pianist

A pianist is someone who is quite good with their fingers and they have great hand-eye coordination. Can't believe they asked why I was into them.

"Wow, I just love pianists."
"Why?"
"I can't believe how you have to ask. *le moan*"

by Piano<3 January 21, 2021

pianist

1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants

1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...

by Poji September 9, 2005

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

pianist

Somebody who plays the piano...

It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)

The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.

by Lorelili December 28, 2005

pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

by scodder July 7, 2010

Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008