Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 28, 2017

Pastor Porkchop

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020

Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

pastor troy

Georgia based rapper whose CD releases include Face Off, Universal Soldier, By Any Means Necessary, and Face Off Pt.2. Hit songs include Vice Versa, Are We Cuttin', Ridin Big. Also used to rap with the group D.S.G.B.

"Do this shit like Pastor Troy, uh-huh, I'm Outside ho"-Crime Mob

by offspring22 July 6, 2005

pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006