phonegasm

when you use your phone so much that it gives you an orgasm.

Kevin: what's up?
Dale: one sec, phone.
Kevin: ugh
Dale: *shakes* ahh, phonegasm

by KevinTV October 23, 2011

Phonegasm

A phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. Phonegasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.

When Jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.

by Mr David January 7, 2010

phonenumberguy

A man who hold all the phonenumbers in the universe including your mother

Damn that phonenumberguy has my mom's number

by Phonenumberguy November 25, 2021

Phonesmart

Having knowledge and experience from using a phone.

"Ever since I used my phone to gain knowledge of everything, I have become a Phonesmart."

by CoreX25 March 15, 2023

phonecist

Being prejudice against a phone brand or company

Hating on other people for using a certain brand of phone

“He was very phonecist against me because he preferred his Apple phone over my android”

“He said he only likes Nokia phones”

by AllPhoneLover December 20, 2023