a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.
Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.
by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009
Get the jhonenism mug.A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
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Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.
Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.
"That drawing is so Jhonenesque!"
by Kennon June 12, 2005
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by ElhamShines May 25, 2017
Get the Phonenism mug.A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.
Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,
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