jhonenism

a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.

Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.

jhonenism by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009

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Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

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Related Words

jhonenism • Jonnism • jhonenesque • Jonanism • Phonenism

jhonenesque

(joe-nin-essk)
Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.

"That drawing is so Jhonenesque!"

jhonenesque by Kennon June 12, 2005

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Jonnism

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

Jonnism by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

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Phonenism

Obsession with mobile phones

She is in a state of phonenism, she can't get off her phone.

Phonenism by ElhamShines May 25, 2017

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jonnism

A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.

Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,

jonnism by Syncynatic December 14, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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