Press X not to die

Usually refers to a quick-time push-button event in video games. Also can refer to any quickly repeated process or action.

Example 1:

Gamer: Gah, I hate this push X not to die sequence! I always die!

Example 2:
Guy 1: My girlfriend's mad at me, but I always get her some flowers and she calms down.

Guy 2: Press X not to die, dude.

by Mikrin262 March 13, 2011

Phesmic

A very gay person who is very stupid and gay. He has a group of horny edating online friends who all want to edate eachother. The cycle goes like this:

A girl named Eth really really really really wants to edate some anime weeb Elu, but Elu actually wants to fuck some Unicorn called Uni and Uni is already edating Phesmic, but Phesmic is cheating on her with his sidebitch Cesmic AND CESMIC IS DATING a roblox player named KYZEN WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH ETH. BUT ETH IS JUST USING HIM TO GET TO ELU.

Wow, you're such a Phesmic.

by RatFood June 17, 2018

Pheasant

A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack

Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"

by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019

crotch pheasants

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

wank pheasant

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

by E211 June 23, 2016

stay pressed

commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.

toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*

by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020

Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.

I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.

by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009