Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 1, 2009

eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

by grey-skull January 10, 2011

pastie bap

a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".

gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.

“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.

it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.

by minghi May 17, 2003