Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
by wingwax August 11, 2009
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steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.
by Tiahlm April 2, 2008
Get the perverseverance mug.a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?
If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?
by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009
Get the perverse miracle mug.To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.
Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"
*Major sexfest*
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"
*Major sexfest*
by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010
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Get the A brain break to perversion mug.The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods, unforseen by a human programmer.
by Paragon98X January 1, 2022
Get the Perverse Instantiation mug."Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse.
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse.
by will May 3, 2005
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