perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are

I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

Perverse family

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by Bullfinch666 December 24, 2021

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

perverseverance

-noun

steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.

Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.

by Tiahlm April 2, 2008

perverted

What many of the posts on this website here are.
What happened to everyone's mentality?

some examples:
-Look up "Buddha", and go towards the last pages.
-Look up "Brooklyn", and look at some of the stuff under it that start with "Brooklyn".

Pervertedness = evil

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

perverse miracle

a{n alleged} miracle that serves no purpose or is actively evil. For example, in the Apocryphal New Testament, in the book *Protevangelion*, XI. Mary's immaculate conception has caused immense turmoil for Joseph and Mary, not merely because Joseph assumes Mary has conceived with another mortal, but also because she does so far too soon. This is therefore resolved by more miracles, that fail to convince anyone (xi.19). In XIII., Joseph has to get a midwife, and finds that time has stopped (so he can find her quickly?). But in the following chapter, the midwife is useless and Mary delivers miraculously too. So there was no point at all to the miracle.

Other examples: a story in the Talmud of a slain holy man's blood, which bubbled miraculously on the spot where he was killed. Nebuchadnezzar is said to arrive there after his conquest of Jerusalem and demand to know why the blood bubbles. When he finds out, he believes he has to appease the spirit of the holy man and so he "sacrifices" 80,000 people on the spot where the blood bubbles. Wouldn't God stop the bubbling just to get Nebuchadnezzar to stop murdering people there?

If Bush was a perverse miracle sent from God to punish our nation for its wickedness, then would it not have been more godlike to make us less wicked--instead?

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

perverpret

When you interpret something that is completely innocent as dirty. A portmanteau of "pervert" and "interpret"

"Woo! A hole in one!"
"That's what she said."
"Ew don't perverpret it."

by Kristyn G January 15, 2009