permatween

One who is destined to live the rest of their days looking, sounding or acting like a 12 year old. Etymology: a portmanteau of permanent and tweenager.

Nirusha, stop acting like such a goober. You're 22 for God's sake, you'll end up a permatween at this rate.

by ghettosmurf February 24, 2010

Permahaze

A state of permanent haze as a result of Being high on marijuana 75 to 85 percent of the day.

Charles was definitely in a Permahaze during his vacation in Amsterdam.

by Ni9e August 19, 2015

Permatweeked

Former dope heads that still show signs of previous drug abuse by twitching, talking out the side of their face, may appear to be trying to bite their own ear...

Girl 1: "Damn, what the hell is wrong with that twitchy bitch?"
Girl #2: "Oh, don't pay her no mind, that bitch just permatweeked!"
Girl #1: "Whoa, I am not ever doing meth!!!"
Girl #2: "I know that's right..."

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

permatweaker

people who have been tweaked so long that they are now permanently tweaked out. aka life long crack head.

tommy has been a crack head for so long he has now gained the title of permatweaker.

by bevis85 May 28, 2009

pegmatite

Butch lesbian. Usually refers to large, coarse, corduroy-wearing women. Derived from Oxford definition of naturally occurring dykes among igneous rocks.

Oh, I love Oprah Winfrey. She looks like a closet pegmatite and and I'd love to bury my face in her axe wound.

by Oondeenie Queu December 24, 2004

permatired

To be permanently tired. Having been tired for so long that it now just forms part of your existence.

If I was to base my actions on if I'm too tired or not, I'd do nothing because I'm permatired

by Kamikaze.john November 22, 2018

promatized

finding out your pregnant after prom.

Girl 1: Did you hear about Katie?
Girl 2: Yea, I heard she's promatized

by jjjaaajjjaaa March 25, 2010