penisitis

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

penisectasis

a surgical procedure of lengthening a penis; it is preferred by those men who have relatively small penises and so want longer ones for more sexual pleasure.

After penisectasis, the guy's penis has been longer by half an inch.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2010

Penisjitsu

The act of ripping ones penis off, subsequently transferring them instantly into another dimension

Nobody has ever seen the person who assassinated president John F. Kennedy, because after Kennedy was shot, the assassin proceeded to perform penisjitsu on him/herself, so that she/he could be transported to another dimension, thus never being found.

by HAHAPENIS November 3, 2014

penistitty

penis with titty

Me and that girl did penistitty last night

by ilymal May 4, 2022

Penisitta

A lady with surprise between her legs or a very noisy little girl

Ann is a penisitta! Didn't you know that?
My little sister is a big penisitta, always screamin' and shoutin' around

by Davis Gooch February 23, 2023

Small Penisites

A disorder when your Penis is really small.

Woah I have Small Penisites‼️⁉️‼️

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 24, 2023