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Fratdaddy 1: "Did you see that AGD walking around the 3rd floor? She's got bruises all over her face."

Fratdaddy 2: "Looks like she got slapped with about 50 penisia! That swamp donkey deserves it though."
by oh_my_g_bus May 2, 2009
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A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.
Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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Penising

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The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.
Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.
by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004
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Penisland

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An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.
Penisland Angry Pirate
by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009
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Penisnose

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An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.
Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!
by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011
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Penisnado

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Penis·na·do
pēnisnādō
noun

When a destructive vortex of violently rotating winds-having storm hits an adult sex sfactory, causing phallic like objects and flood a city with dildos, anal plugs and other XXX toys.

Also a fun nickname for spinning your long flaccid dick around much like the helicopter.
1.Run... The penisnado is coming. (As a variety of colored dildos spiral towards them)

2.. He started a penisnado at my Lady. I told him to get his dick away from my GF
by Mattroid Prime August 24, 2018
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Penisimo

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how epic gamers say penis in Italian
haha my penisimo is a very nice
- Gandhi
by Absolute fucking Bean May 13, 2019
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