penis fart

gaseous expulsion emanating from penis

A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008

penisfrapple

(Adj) of or pertaining to some abstract nature of a mighty or, conversely, weak penis.

(Verb) to apply one's penis in a sexual or demeaning way.

(Noun) a frappled looking penis.

When used as a adjective: Example: Brad Childress is a huge heap of penisfrapple. Or: that's a huge load of penisfrapple sause.

When used as a verb: Example: the penisfrappling he gave her in the rumpas room left her unable to sit in certain positions the next day.

When used as a noun: Example: Brad Childress looked like pure penisfrapple on the sidelines of the last nfl game he ever coached.

by red clownpenis December 4, 2010

penisfor

if you have to ask, you'll never know. see also dickfor

Anyone who has to look up dickfor on urbandictionary.com is a total penisfor.

by mikes sinnott October 4, 2004

pensfart

when you are having gay sex and you accidently fart

me and Greg where having sex then he did a pensfart

by peterpumkineater69420 November 27, 2022

Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

by ttoptommy July 5, 2012

Peniscatarian

The practice of eating no meat except for penis

You know that one guy Spencer? Yeah, he's a peniscatarian.

by Dakodak September 29, 2013

penisface

Someone with a big nose or someone you really hate.

Dude, that kid is such a penisface.

by fucker April 23, 2003