Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.

Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*

by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

Peenids

Another word for genital warts, except in this case it is when a man doesnt clean out his foreskin enough and specks of smegma get stuck onto them.

OMG becky i was going down on geoff the other day and he didnt just have genital warts, he had peenids!

by WinkleSmacker February 16, 2019

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

peenis

the body part between the boy's legs

Is it possible to lick my own peenis?

by goodsa December 17, 2011