Pattywhack

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

pattywack

the act of slapping your partner in their face with a fully erect penis.

im so glad i might get a pattywack later

by laffytaffy13 March 5, 2011

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Pattywhack

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.

Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.

by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012

Pattywack

A mild but firm tap on the buttocks.

The coach gave the quarterback a pattywack for a job well done.

by WordMagnate October 25, 2022