Patriot

Someone who like to hook up with a scud.
This came from the fact that during the Gulf War Patriot missiles took down scud missiles.
Yo man, last night Matty was a total patriot. He hooked up with that scud so i could nail her hot friend
by Matt C December 16, 2004
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Patriot

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.
Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”
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Patriot

The man who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
--Mark Twain
Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!

Jim: Why?

Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!

Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?

Jim: What study?

Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?

Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?

Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....

Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?

Joe: Well...um...not exactly...

Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!

Jim: (facepalm)
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Patriot

A guy who is willing to hook up with scuds. I.E. A shortened version of patriot missle
Matty hooks up with so many scuds he is like a patriot missle.
by GT December 16, 2004
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Patriot

Some one who has the Canadian flag on key that is in their possession.
I am a patriot because I found this canadian flag key at my house.
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patriotic

The act of brown-nosing to a country. (See butt-kisser)
By being patriotic, he doesn't have to pay his taxes.
by Detranova July 28, 2003
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patriotism

bleeding- or dying to defend our GOD GIVEN RIGHTS of free expression, freedom to worship GOD, freedom to own property, freedom from government meddling, freedom to life from conception to natural death, freedom to remain silent when accused, freedom of innocence until proven otherwise, freedom of association, freedom of DISassociation
patriotism is the willingness to give of one's self completely for others to experience the awesomeness of America under God
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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