patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

patch

to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.

I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!

by hotlamp December 30, 2008

Patch

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.

Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Patching

Patching is a game where you elude to the phrase "Cabbage patch kid" in a Facebook comment after a certain person (who looks like a cabbage patch kid) has commented. Started by sktc.co.uk . Look for '/patching' on the site.

Patching: 'Hey kid! Have you played Portal lately? They've released a patch that gets rid of a lot of bugs. Took away that cabbage-green colour that sometimes flashes across the screen.'

by jobo91 June 9, 2011

patch

a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers

1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!

by qjouwsetriynu December 16, 2008

patch

A patch is usually intended to modify an executable file to improve it.
A patch is obviously a digitalized file which has been programmed to take out programming faultys and errors and replace them with a correct line of code.
A patch can be written by any programmer with a open source executable file (that they wish to modify). Patches can also be written by programmers to convert trial softwares to full version softwares, this includes games. The word for adding patches to executable files to modify it illegally is called, when spoken by someone "patched". Look below

Gekotec: I patched my trial version game; Call Of Duty
Janice: Really? I played Call of Duty the other day and had to download a patch to improve my online gameplay expirience. But first i bought the game! 10% off!!
Gekotec: Oh, boy.

by Kyaa! September 8, 2008