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Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.
We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.
by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022
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The forbidden party popper

When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.
John: "How did your date go last night?"

Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"

John: "No way man!"
by TrypZo June 30, 2021
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The Party Popper

While receiving a blow job, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your butthole. When you are ready to ejaculate pull out and aim for your partner's eyes. While your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your butt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. This should expel the colorful contents of your butthole with enough force that it will explode all over your partner's face, much like a Party Popper. If performed correctly the glitter and/or confetti should adhere to the ejaculate you previously plastered on your partner's face. Sit back and enjoy the masterpiece you've created.
I gave my girl The Party Popper last night. Her face looked like a birthday cake.
by Jarett Kills November 3, 2009
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Dirty party popper

When you are sickly and gross, and you sneeze and simultaneously deficate explosively in a Jackson pollock ask way and redecorate an otherwise dull and boring wall in your abode
Excuse me I seem to have let off a dirty party popper. Enjoy the rest of the wedding , I must be off
by Pimp el cuppo June 2, 2018
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Napa Valley Party Popper

The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."
by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021
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Jamaican party popper

A large penis belonging to a man of jaimacan decent, which upon pulling on it causes it to leak semen instantly
Rasta Billy has a large JAMAICAN PARTY POPPER
by Nibbasinsidemybutthole August 31, 2019
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penis popper party

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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