July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
Get the National Fuck Your Partner Daymug. “Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
Get the Make-out with your partner daymug. April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"
Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"
Bf: "Bet"
Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day
Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"
Bf: "Bet"
Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day
by Tobicqntmiss April 5, 2022
Get the National "Twerk for your partner" daymug.