National Ignore Your Partner Day

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

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A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

by spookiespringles June 29, 2023

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A day to for all the lgbtqia+ that don’t fit into national girlfriend or boyfriend day. Yay

“Omg happy national partners day”

“Ye”

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Someone who prefers to start partying earlier rather than later in the day during the daylight hours and goes to bed soon after sundown.

He is such a day partier. He gets up and starts drinking and partying by 1pm on Saturday and goes to bed at 9pm.

by Roycer July 29, 2009

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