palo alto

A rich Northern California town about 40 miles south of San Francisco. People cannot stress enough how rediculiouslly rich the residents of Palo Alto are. A one room shack cost more then a 10 room mansion in Connecticut. It's known as the Greenwich of the west coast. Palo Alto is made up of two sections, the north end and the south end. The north end is the older part, full of old large mansions, Downtown, and Stanford University. The south end is new and more hip, full of large, four story, city like town houses and a starbucks or apple store on every block. There are two high schools, Gunn and Paly. Palo Alto is known for having two of the best public high schools in the country, Gunn ranking 50th in the country. Kids that grow up in Palo Alto have larger trust funds then Paris Hilton and more then 3/4 either go to a UC school (UCLA, UC Berkeley) or Stanford. The other 50 kids either go out of state, go to Foothill Communty College, or live off their parents millions. Laguna Beach should have been filmed in Palo Alto, the kids are richer, the houses are larger, and the people are hotter. The Grateful Dead are from Palo Alto, and many famous artists, poets, and bands from the 60's and 70's got their start in Palo Alto, making Palo Alto the largest hippie town full of rich people in the world. Like greenwich in CT, there are other rich towns that boarder Palo Alto. Darien, Wilton, Westport, and Fairfield are the rich towns that boarder Greenwich, whereas, Atherton, Woodside, Menlo Park, and Los Altos are the super rediculiosly rich towns that boarder Palo Alto. A lot of famous internet people, sports people, and hollywood people live in Palo Alto, and even the cool homeless guy that hangs out by Piazza's has a laptop and rolex watch. Stanford Shopping Center is also the most damn expensive place to shop for designer clothes, and serves a good sandwhich from La Bagguet.

Greenwich girl: "Hey i'm from Greenwich CT, and I just bought a polo shirt and a lacoste skirt, where are you from?"

Palo Alto girl: "Im from Palo Alto, only the homeless people in my town wear polo."

Greenwhich girl: "I used to live in Palo Alto, then we sold are $2 million one room shack and bought a mansion in CT, funny huh!"

Palo Alto Guy: "I was thinking of driving down to LA to audition for that new Johnny Depp movie, but my Jag's in the shop I dont want to be seen driving around in my mom's porsch."

Palo Alto Guy #2: "How is Johnny doin these days."

Homeless person: "Please miss give me some spare change."

Palo Alto woman: "Im sorry all i have is a wallet full of $100's and seven visa black cards, will a $100 be alright?"

Homeless person: "I guess if thats the best you can do."

by ThankYouGerry21 July 28, 2006

palo alto

palo alto is a town in california which is a kick ass town, with the high schools, Gunn and Paly.

Palo Alto is a Kick ass place to live

by kaellisxey September 29, 2005

palo azul

The Palo Azul herb has been been used to treat kidney problems, diarrhea and diabetes. It was also believed to prevent miscarriages. In modern markets, it is frequently marketed as a detoxification and diuretic agent and said to help users pass a drug test.

Im on probation so whenever I smoked I boil Palo Azul to pass my drug test.

by userealname June 8, 2017

Palo Verde High School

Also knows as Palo or Palo Verde. A magical place in Las Vegas, Nevada where kooks and pogues go to school together and learn how to cheat. The kooks (made up of 50% mormons) live in the Paseos area, drive brand new cars of all kinds and go to Newport every weekend because anything is possible with daddy’s money. The pogues drive the nastiest shitboxes you’ve ever seen and for reasons only God knows are feening before 7am and stinking up the parking lot smoking that good ganja before class. Don’t expect either groups to know how a 4 way stop works or what a speed limit is. But expect a biannual hardlockdown/shooter scare. The stuco kids are all kooks and hold rituals so don’t go near their room unless it’s during lunch when they sell snacks. Their rival school is the entire rest of the valley. Brenden Urie also graduated from there.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Jeep full of white girls hanging out the windows blasting Lil Uzi Vert go by?

Guy 2: Yeah they must go to Palo Verde High School

by Okallat, the strange April 29, 2023

palo mison

To have sex in front of your parents.

I had a palo mison for the first time, my parents weren't too happy.

by Verga Larga June 12, 2017

Palo Kids

Palo kids are mostly made up of rich snobs who complain if their daddy's gets them a porsche in a wrong color. They talk up a storm of how badass they are and claim they can take down anybody; however, when one goes to challenge them, a palo kid will usually back down. But again, this goes for most palo kids, not all.

He/She is such a palo kids.
Don't be such a palo kids..

by Anonymous579287 July 20, 2011

palo alto

In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.

One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.

For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!

Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.

Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.

The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.

Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."

East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.

Hoe DaFuck: "Palo Alto has one very cool homeless guy with a laptop. He's my hero!... I don't even have a laptop!"

"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."

Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"

MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"

C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"

PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."

Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly

Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"

by missghettopimpette July 15, 2006