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LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
by tjtinny January 20, 2021
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Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
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The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.
Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.
by Narcolepc August 25, 2023
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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 23, 2008
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paddock basher

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
by mr bog December 8, 2010
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to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
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