Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.
There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.
1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.
All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.
Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.
1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.
All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.
Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
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Promo Fuckboy Nick Schreiber tried to book me again, I'd rather never play a show again than play for him
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Just an average person who is trying to build up a following on YouTube, to do so they leave self-promotions in the comment section of a more recognized YouTuber's video
“Dude lately promo Joes have been filling up most of the comments in the Miranda Sings videos"
“ugh i know right, it's so annoying"
“ugh i know right, it's so annoying"
by the dictionary for idiots September 29, 2014
Get the Promo Joes mug.A promo girl is a unusually thick girl with good physical attributes who is willing to spend her working life wearing the following, a bikini, a swimsuit, micro skirt, cropped top, boob tube. Whilst standing in front of some crappy cheap product at a exhibition which is aimed entirely for purchase by males. You would imagine that they would have low self esteem but normally they are so engrossed in the business of bending over the car that they actually feel they are making a difference to the world.
Not to be confused with sluts who actually know what they are doing.
Not to be confused with sluts who actually know what they are doing.
Man 1) Has that car company hired in a bunch of whores to stand in front of their cars.
Man 2) No they are promo girls and they won't always fuck for money... Damn shame though!
Man 2) No they are promo girls and they won't always fuck for money... Damn shame though!
by navyblue December 6, 2006
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by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
Get the promo wanker mug.A "promo box" is a retro style rectangular tin (metal) lunch box. Also referred to as a carry all.
Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.
The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....
The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.
Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.
The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....
The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.
Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
by maktown September 13, 2014
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"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles October 27, 2021
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