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by jckbgby September 17, 2013
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premorse

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1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010
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american girls premiere

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The awesomest game ever to grace this fair earth. In it, one choses an American Girl: Kirsten, Felicity, Addy, Molly, Samantha or Josefina (2nd Edition), and one makes plays based on the chosen character.

After choosing a girl, there are specific sets and side-characters that belong to them, based off the books. For example, if you chose Felicity, Jiggy-Nye can also be in your play.

This game is good because it lets you use scandalous words like "boobs" and "poop" without restraint. Also, you can make the people talk in either "British" or "American" Robot voices, which is so cool!
In American Girls Premiere, if you type in the word "booger" the robot voice says "boojer;" it is so awesome!!!

American Girls Premiere is the reason I keep living.
by American Girl October 23, 2007
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Premeditated Retardation

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The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
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DJ Premier

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also known as Primo, this is the best DJ behind the boards ever. makes rough ass in your face style beats, better than most producers out now. can you believe theres people that never heard of him though?
Some good primo beats are:
N.Y. State of Mind- Nas
Boom- Royce Da 5'9"
The Sixth Sense- Common
by Adept April 2, 2005
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Premen

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Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).
She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.
by DTPS February 10, 2010
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Premelture Echoculation

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When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.
Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.
by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008
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