Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

Poseidon's kiss

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016

poseidon's powder

cocaine

i got poseidon's powder for the low low

by oslizzle November 26, 2014

Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.

During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.

by defineracoon April 2, 2019

Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016