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PopTart

Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!
by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014
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used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.
Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?
by t-la August 25, 2008
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The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.
That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.
by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014
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when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia
*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
by PT4L February 16, 2019
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An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.
"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.
by URwatUeat August 25, 2019
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a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 8, 2008
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Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.
Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)
by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009
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