When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.
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What is taking Tina so long to get her bathing suit on?",... "She is in the bathroom trimming her poonstache so she looks presentable
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My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.
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This cabin is great, but the common bathroom has no poorivacy. I have to wait till everyone goes outside before I can go poo.
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I've searched everywhere and even gone through three cans of fabreeze but still can't find the source of the stench in this house...we've got ourselves a poostachio!
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