fuck-shit-piss

When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.

Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!

by The Giver Not the receiver! January 12, 2012

piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss

You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!

by Fukaface! October 14, 2011

twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

Piss you!!!

Much like pee you!!! but stronger; piss you!!! is an exclamation used when you encounter a person or thing that ***REALLY*** reeks.

PISS YOU!!! That fucking jug of milk must have gone off at least two weeks ago!!! :-(

by Telephony December 28, 2011

pissballing

Incorrect and or inadequately failing to achieve.

The locksmith failed to install a secure 5 metre lock, he was just pissballing about.

by FABARM January 17, 2018

piss out my ass

piss out my ass a bad case of diarrhea when you take a dump and it comes out like piss

i ate some rancid food last night and i could not do anything except piss out my ass all day and night

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019