The act of releasing about a gallon of pent up urine in such a manner that somehow it ends up on the floor, the urinal or stall walls and maybe the ceiling after you run criss crossing your legs the whole way doubled over in agony. Usually results from driving a long distance to work or a bad traffic jam. Pisssplosions have been known to coat a bathroom floor with 1/4" or more of urine.
Boss: Why weren't you at your desk on time? The cameras showed you arriving to work a bit early and running into the building.
Employee: Sorry, boss, I had a pisssplosion after I say through a wicked traffic jam and three cups of coffee. You might want to send a janitor to the bathroom with a dry mop and an empty bucket.
Employee: Sorry, boss, I had a pisssplosion after I say through a wicked traffic jam and three cups of coffee. You might want to send a janitor to the bathroom with a dry mop and an empty bucket.
by Dastardly Dave September 20, 2018