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Friends with Perks

A nicer way of saying friends with benefits because you actually care for the person, but not enough to be in a relationship.
I really missing being in a relationship with you, but I think for now we should just be friends with perks, because I still care for you.
by caniaccombo0310 April 1, 2020
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the perks of being a wallflower

An amazing book that is especially beloved by angsty teenagers. Because of its following, people who are trying to be individuals will say that it's not actually good.
Angsty teenager: The Perks of Being a Wallflower is so great!
"Individual": No, it's not.
Angsty teenager: What's wrong with it?
"Individual": Um... a lot of people like it, so it can't be good.
by Aster M. September 27, 2005
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Grubhub Perks

Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *insert grubhub music*
Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*
by gabyy.. March 26, 2021
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the perks of being a wallflower

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever
me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"
by chloe__crts May 26, 2022
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Back to the Perks

In passing, the term is interchangeable with "back to the grind." A slang way of saying you are done with a conversation and you have to get back to what you were doing.
"Anyways bro....back to the perks."
by jranthony98 May 6, 2021
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joshua perks

He's a mad dog
joshua perks? oh hes a mad dog
by mad dog XD March 4, 2017
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Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law

Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.
It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
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