Peefork

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.

"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"

by grittz November 18, 2007

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

peenbrary

The Georgetown University Library

Chris: "I'm just gonna head to the peenbrary now. See you guys later."

by bigblackbao! January 27, 2010

peenoose

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.

Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal

by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016

Peener

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

by Peener October 13, 2004

Penor

Basically, another word for penis; however, penor can be used in several different types of context.

1. "Stop being such a penor".

2. "Willie was taking a piss and I totally saw his penor!"

by nalyd June 15, 2013