OstrichCamel

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010

Optical Iboobsion

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.

Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion

by grizz69 May 8, 2012

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Bad optics

Used in the business world to describe activities that could create bad publicity

Employing children in the cotton picking fields would be bad optics

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012

ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

by slimjim256 September 25, 2012