Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.

I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.

by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021

oilfield mafia

A collaboration or pure bread degenerate idiots whom decided to deem themselves “The Oilfield Mafia”. Origin remains unknown.

Man, this production facility is fucked up. I bet the oilfield mafia was here.

by Oilfield mafia April 9, 2018

oilfront

oilfront, the new waterfront property around the gulf of mexico

since my property became oilfront it has lost most of its valve.

by hackerrazzi July 5, 2010

Oilfield rash

When a oilfield worker goes out of town for work and hooks up with a women and gets an std “rash”

Hey the crew is going out of town next weeks let’s see if anyone comes home with an oilfield rash.

by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018

Oilfield 10

When a woman enters or works at an oilfield site with many males. A scale of 1 to 10 is required for scoring a woman's beauty, but in the oilfields, that scale is skewed. An average 5 beauty scale would make a woman a 10.

See that dirty old lady, she's an Oilfield 10.

by Schlumberjacker August 7, 2022

Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.

He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.

by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023

Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.

My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.

by Big Chad February 28, 2025