Obligation.
An obligation is something you may not like or even enjoy doing but you do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty.
Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you're attending her 21st birthday party out of obligation. She's not American born and English is her 2nd language; she doesn't fully understand its definition. She has absolutely zero respect and will never have any sense of duty. She will fight with you for days over the true definition of the word, implying that somehow, duty has a "negative" connotation. As she verbally castrates you, you will be constantly reminded of how pussy-whipped you are and how she abuses your fear of being alone to her advantage. Your relationship with the man eating bitch, no matter how gorgeous she is, will strongly parallel repeatedly running head first into a brick wall and loving it. Even after you’ve accepted defeat, admitted your wrong doings, and apologized for them, she will continue to berate you over the fact that she is never wrong.
Four years of college… wasted out of fucking obligation.
Obligation.
An obligation is something you may not like or even enjoy doing but you do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty.
Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you're attending her 21st birthday party out of obligation. She's not American born and English is her 2nd language; she doesn't fully understand its definition. She has absolutely zero respect and will never have any sense of duty. She will fight with you for days over the true definition of the word, implying that somehow, duty has a "negative" connotation. As she verbally castrates you, you will be constantly reminded of how pussy-whipped you are and how she abuses your fear of being alone to her advantage. Your relationship with the man eating bitch, no matter how gorgeous she is, will strongly parallel repeatedly running head first into a brick wall and loving it. Even after you’ve accepted defeat, admitted your wrong doings, and apologized for them, she will continue to berate you over the fact that she is never wrong.
Four years of college… wasted out of fucking obligation.
Obligation.
Jane: "That's not what obligation means, look it up in a dictionary. Try dictionary.com.
Dick: "Actually, urbandictionary has a pretty good definition you omnipotent whore."
Dick: "Actually, urbandictionary has a pretty good definition you omnipotent whore."
by malecasenumber2298402348 October 11, 2007
Get the obligation mug.What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
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The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.
The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.
NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.
NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.
by Moccodile June 18, 2020
Get the Recommendation Obligation mug.An obligation to have sex due to pressure or circumstances. One may experience this when a friend is fornicating with their partner and you are alone with a person of the opposite sex your friend "set you up" with.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night
Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend
Guy 1: Was she hot?
Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation
Guy 2: I went over to my bros house and he went to go bang his girl the whole night and I was left alone with my bros girlfriends friend
Guy 1: Was she hot?
Guy 2: Nah not really but we banged anyways.. it was more of a fornication obligation
by Reppin516 July 8, 2014
Get the Fornication Obligation mug.someone who is both oblivious to the world around them and is also a complete idiot.
an oblivious idiot.
an oblivious idiot.
by B-Wild December 11, 2010
Get the Obliviot mug.Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.
Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
by Exibit ART September 30, 2009
Get the Oblivexting mug.A girl that you are clearly macking on, but for whatever reason, doesn't see it or is able to respond to it. Her oblivious nature doesn't always reflect her intelligence, but can usually be attributed to lack of previous relationships/suitors or just bad social skills.
Mark: Yo I just bought Kimmy a $75 dollar meal at that fondue place with the dim lighting. She was like "You're such a good friend, Marky!"
Sam: What an oblivibiddie.
Sam: What an oblivibiddie.
by fragaholic January 29, 2010
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