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Shut the fuck up Opie!
by Str8 outta compton December 6, 2003
Get the Opie mug.General term which refers to the boss or assistant boss who has a troubled home life. This person's wife is often caught with other men, (or women), especially the husband's best friend. Quite often, the wife likes to get eaten out by the best friend, usually in nature, such as a wooded or camp-like setting, or even on the beach. This type of person is generally quite irritable, and you do not want to approach them during work hours.
Employee 1: Damn did you hear about poor opie, he caught his wife getting eaten out in the back yard by his best friend.
Employee 2: Do you know who has 2 thumbs and munched his wife last night????? This guy
Employee 2: Do you know who has 2 thumbs and munched his wife last night????? This guy
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by AthenaPlayz September 19, 2020
Get the Opie mug.Abbreviation of Groupie.
In the movie Almost Famous, William miller said: "(I'm) Not a... groupie."
at continuance front of entrance door Estrella said to him: "Don't go anywhere, Opie."
In the movie Almost Famous, William miller said: "(I'm) Not a... groupie."
at continuance front of entrance door Estrella said to him: "Don't go anywhere, Opie."
William: I'm not... Not a...
Polexia & Penny: You're not a what?
William: Not a... groupie.
Polexia & Estrella: Groupie?
Penny: We are not groupies.
Polexia: This is Penny Lane, man. Show some respect.
Penny: Groupies sleep with rock stars 'cause they wanna be near someone famous. We're here because of the music. We are Band Aids.
Polexia: She used to run a school for Band Aids.
Penny: We don't have intercourse with these guys. We support the music.
Penny: We inspire the music. We're here... because of the music.
Polexia: Marc Bolan broke her heart, man. It's famous.
Penny: It's a long story. I'm retired now. Visiting friends.
Polexia: She was the one who changed everything.
Polexia: She was the one who said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and our hearts."
William: Right. Right.
Polexia: Just blow jobs and that's it.
Estrella & Polexia: It's all happening!
Estrella: Penny! It's all happening.
Penny: OK. This is our journalist friend.
Penny: Journalist friend meet Polexia Aphrodisiac, Estrella Star. And you are...
William: William Miller.
Sapphire: Here comes Sabbath!
Polexia & Estrella: Ozzy! Ozzy Osbourne!
Sapphire: It's me, Polexia!
Polexia: I think I saw Sapphire in there.
Sapphire: Does anybody remember laughter?
Polexia & Estrella: Sapphire!
Penny: Come on!
Sapphire: Passes, girls. Come and get 'em.
Sapphire: Who brought Opie?
Estrella: Oh he's with us.
Estrella: Don't go anywhere, Opie.
Penny: I'll take care of this If I can.
Polexia & Penny: You're not a what?
William: Not a... groupie.
Polexia & Estrella: Groupie?
Penny: We are not groupies.
Polexia: This is Penny Lane, man. Show some respect.
Penny: Groupies sleep with rock stars 'cause they wanna be near someone famous. We're here because of the music. We are Band Aids.
Polexia: She used to run a school for Band Aids.
Penny: We don't have intercourse with these guys. We support the music.
Penny: We inspire the music. We're here... because of the music.
Polexia: Marc Bolan broke her heart, man. It's famous.
Penny: It's a long story. I'm retired now. Visiting friends.
Polexia: She was the one who changed everything.
Polexia: She was the one who said "No more sex. No more exploiting our bodies and our hearts."
William: Right. Right.
Polexia: Just blow jobs and that's it.
Estrella & Polexia: It's all happening!
Estrella: Penny! It's all happening.
Penny: OK. This is our journalist friend.
Penny: Journalist friend meet Polexia Aphrodisiac, Estrella Star. And you are...
William: William Miller.
Sapphire: Here comes Sabbath!
Polexia & Estrella: Ozzy! Ozzy Osbourne!
Sapphire: It's me, Polexia!
Polexia: I think I saw Sapphire in there.
Sapphire: Does anybody remember laughter?
Polexia & Estrella: Sapphire!
Penny: Come on!
Sapphire: Passes, girls. Come and get 'em.
Sapphire: Who brought Opie?
Estrella: Oh he's with us.
Estrella: Don't go anywhere, Opie.
Penny: I'll take care of this If I can.
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