58 definitions by carlos

Chipi

A strange Spanish man, whos a wannabe actor. AKA Alex, Jorge, and fag
Chipi u a Ho.
Chipi desrteed us East-Coasters and Went to tha West Side.
by carlos February 17, 2005
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GREEN TEAM

Hag Dyke rulers, leaders, kick ass rocking people:

Rach, Carl, Jamie, Alex... Oh maybe....go on then....er...Tagg?? are these yours!?!?
Green team have won!....again
by carlos December 23, 2004
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Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.
I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused
by carlos June 17, 2006
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super mario bros. 3

The absolute and undeniable best video game ever created. Highly hyped and totally delivered!
Pull out your old NES and play some super mario bros. 3
by carlos August 18, 2006
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Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq
by carlos September 24, 2004
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Nappy Head Dugout

Oral sex performed on a woman
You better get down and give me the nappy head dugout if you want some of this ass!
by carlos March 31, 2004
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Dirty Jered

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
by carlos December 7, 2003
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