Nutstache

The hair above a mans privates.

My boyfriend needs to manscape his nutstache, it's out of control!

by Event Diva October 22, 2008

nostache

a mustache on the nose

Mike needed to wax his nostache before this evening's dinner party.

by malta12 March 5, 2011

Nutstache

what happens when your Exgirlfriends dad cuts your balls off and crazy glues them to your upper lip.

T gave b a nutstache

by 306 Big B May 14, 2009

nutstacker

A homosexual male

Person 1: I saw Andrew making out with Gary
Person 2: What a couple of nutstackers

by soadtool March 16, 2010

Nutstache

A hairstyle in the nether regions of a man’s body. It is a result of careful trimming and grooming of the pubic hair into a mustache-like shape.

Did you see his nutstache?? I heard he spent hours trimming it.

by Peter Dinklage October 28, 2021

Nustache

A. When you intentionally ejaculate onto your partner's upper lip in a manner that forms a moustache of jizzum.

B. When you get jizz in your mustache from a vigorous felatio session.

Guy 1: Bro I heard you hooked up with Jan Levinson Gould last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Nustache! She looked like Sam Elliot!

by Not Michael Scott March 7, 2022

negastache

The absence of a mustache in the male facial aesthetic.

A beardstyle whereupon the male facial hair growth on the upper lip is removed by mechanical or chemical means on a regular basis. Motivations to maintain this particular style are generally political or religious in nature, including, but not limited to: a protest of militarism, cultural identity/religious traditions, for the sake of being kissable, to ease the effort of taking bites of foods, a rejection of hipsterism, and for overall tidiness in one's aesthetic.

Jim: What's with you Amish guys that have beards but no mustache? What's that called?
Malachi: That's a "negastache", James. We do it because cops always had mustaches and they used to beat us up before we came to America seeking religious freedom.

by userabuser August 30, 2016