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Not the face!

A quote said by Matt in Eddsworld. In Saloonatics, Prince Matthew (Version of Matt) says Not one's face instead.
Somebody: *about to punch matt in the face*
Matt: "Not the face!"
by Eddsworld November 30, 2020
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not the brightest bulb on the porch

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.
That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!
by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
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Not The Hottest In The Basket

This phrase is to be used when you are raping someone in a online game and they are trash.
However you do not want to hurt the other persons feelings so you use this.
Daum bro you really are not the hottest in the basket in fornite, get good bitchass
by Le PP sauce June 14, 2020
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Not The Taylor Way

dont do stupid stuf that is not the taylor way. You will know if it is the taylor way or not.
Amanda Pessler bullies a kid
The kid yells NOT THE TAYLOR WAY!
by Not The Taylor Way April 12, 2019
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box
by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007
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