north side gonza

a gang composed of a bunch of little faggots that aren't even the real deal. they suck off cocks until their mouths are filled with cum and brag about how many dick they can take in one sitting. fuck these phoney ass faggots

Chad: "Have you heard of north side gonza?"
Stacy: "Yea they gay asf lmaoooooo."

by Chromeboi831 October 12, 2022

North Side Playa

The mischief that the North Side cause.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

North Side of the Dirty South

Generally the state that is just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maryland and some will also consider Washington DC.

We about to take on a ride through the north side of the dirty south!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

North Side Fudge Factory

Another name for Wrigley Field home of the Chicago Scrubs.

Also the World's Biggest Gay Bar.

The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.

by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009

North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)

The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045

Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)

by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023

North Side Kings

A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!

Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!

North side kings still undefeated!!

by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 20, 2022

N.S.S. (North Side Soldiers)

A Detroit-based graffiti and street crew that emerged in the mid-2010s on the city’s North and Northwest Sides. Known for tagging, block-style graffiti, and neighborhood affiliation, N.S.S. was one of the early crews tied to the rise of the 5 Point Nation Crips alliance.

Over time, the crew splintered — some members evolved into what is now the Northside Gutta Ave Crips (NSC), while others continued repping the original N.S.S. name and legacy in their respective neighborhoods.

“Before some of them became Northside Gutta Ave Crips (NSC), they was N.S.S. (North Side Soldiers)—tagging walls and claiming blocks on the North End and West Side.”—Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool November 13, 2025