Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.
"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"
by dylbertl December 26, 2018
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a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.
Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.
by Mooodeee November 15, 2009
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cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful
by noonies<3 September 19, 2010
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A typical white frat boy , someone who is into bing drinking , pukka shells, abercrombie and fitch , nickleback , and date rape . Derivative of Fonzanoon. Someone basically who is very cocky and has nothing to back it up with , And who is also very loud and obnoxious
" man did you notice Linda's boyfriend is a real Noonie"
by Blackie Gleason November 8, 2011
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A noonie is an industrious young man who is always looking for fun as is willing to work for it. He sees a bicycle he likes, so he mows lawns until he can afford it. He sees skis and poles at a garage sale, so he takes a job cleaning out garages so he can buy them. Any parent would be happy to call their son a noonie!
<> Look at that noonie dance while he mows the lawn. He sure can make working in the heat if the day look like fun! When he has earned enough $$$, he’s going to take his girl out to a movie. Wh v N at a great guy!
<> I need someone to weed my vegetable garden, so I’m looking for a noonie. He’ll do the work, and I’ll be entertained just watching him!
<> Honey, the attic is a mess! I’ll get the 🎶bombox🎶 / you hire the noonie, and don’t forget to set up the video camera before he gets here. We’ll make a fortune from YouTube likes!
by Lacemaker427 July 23, 2018
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Refers to the drowsiness / sleepiness one feels after their lunch break while at work.
Office Worker: I had 3 meat pies for lunch and now its 2pm and I've got the noonies! I feel so sleepy now!
by touhourules June 2, 2015
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A person whose hair is red or any shade of red
Ronald McDonald is a noonie
by Bingerson November 24, 2006
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