The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
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Girl: "Hey, did you see that internet video where the guy did that crazy stunt with his bike 500 feet in the air while juggling small animals?"
Girl's friend: "Omg, yes! That was freakin' nanners!"
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Boy: "I was going to ask that girl out that you think has a crush on me... but her friend told me that the girl can't even stand me."
Boy's friend: "What?! No way man, that's nanners. Maybe both girls dig you then and her friend just wants you to herself."
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Girl: "I ran into your ex-girlfriend today, she actually thinks she's going to have you back before the week is over."
Girl's boyfriend: "That chick is nanners to think she could ever again have a chance with me, especially now that I've got someone as awesome as you by my side, babe."
Girl's friend: "Omg, yes! That was freakin' nanners!"
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Boy: "I was going to ask that girl out that you think has a crush on me... but her friend told me that the girl can't even stand me."
Boy's friend: "What?! No way man, that's nanners. Maybe both girls dig you then and her friend just wants you to herself."
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Girl's boyfriend: "That chick is nanners to think she could ever again have a chance with me, especially now that I've got someone as awesome as you by my side, babe."
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