Newfane

A small town that’s part of Olcott, NY, right by Lake Ontario. It used to be pretty famous, like presidents would come to some big hotel in Olcott in the 20’s with yachts and shit but now Olcott is a ghetto/redneck town whose biggest claims to fame are that it’s a half hour away from Buffalo New York and a carousel park that’s been around for a century that’s open like twice a year. There’s a sign on every lawn that either says “Repeal the NY Safe Act” or “Trump/Pence”, despite the safe act being 5 year old news and the election was a year ago. The only places to go are Bill’s Diner (a greasy spoon that make sure you smell like fry oil after 5 minutes in there), Dollar General, Family Dollar, Tim Horton’s, and like 5 pizza places. The school is pretty interesting, any stereotype you see in movies or whatever will be here. Despite being a redneck town, a lot of the kids think they’re in gangs and shit and have lived the hard life like their favorite rapper. As Mr. Newfane says, it can be like 80 and below 0 in the same week. There’s never snow days, but when there is, it’s announced like 5 minutes before school starts.

Hey man how do you get to Newfane , New York?

Drive to Buffalo, then go Northeast until you see teachers striking and a black lake with dead trout.

Thanks brotha.

by TheDoc45 January 4, 2018

Prince of Newfoundland

The prince of Newfoundland is a very rich young man from the province. All his family works and owns oil rigs off the coast. They only work 15 days a month. And all own huge cabins and many snow mobiles. The prince recently left Newfoundland to come to Ontario and learn English.

Hey Eric who's that guy?
That's the prince of Newfoundland, I hear he goes full titty.

Is there a prince of Newfoundland? Yes but newfies are all idiots.

by Thebestslotter January 16, 2013

newfoundland

The only place in the entire world where kids got to leave school early to watch the 2006 Olympic curling game. Also the only place where people actually watched the 2006 Olympic curling game at all.

Newfoundland sure likes curling.

by Curlbacca May 16, 2006

Newfie Sting

When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.

I sold my short course truck and buddy stung me for $20, Newfie sting

by Newfie Sting March 3, 2015

newfoundland

The kindest province in Canada, with the wildest people who only start partying at 2:30 in the morning and don't stop until 5 the next day. Recently described by a survey as having the kindest, most polite people who are the most sexually active in Canada. Newfoundland is the best place in the world.

I live in Newfoundland, or as some people like to call it, the Rock.

by o and j October 18, 2003

newfolder

the super secret folder found on your desktop that you keep your porn hidden in.

derrick- "well mom, dinner was great but i have to get downstairs and newfolder."

mom- "what?!"

derrick- "nothing.."

by Derrick Burgeon February 25, 2011

newfane

ghetto town in western ny where all the white people think theyre black. the weather goes from 85 degrees and sunny to -10 and snowing in like 1 hour. no one moves to newfane on purpose. they're either born here, or could no longer afford holy angels. newfane has 7 places to go: coffee emporium, kenyons, petersons, bills diner, the chinese "five minute" place, shurfine, and dollar general.

billy- hey sup nigga?
joey- not much, just hangin with mah homiiezz.
billy- yeah, newfane sucks.
joey- at least its not wilson.

by Mr. Newfane March 20, 2008