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Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008
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Mrs. Nesbitt

by Mrs. Nesbitt May 17, 2011
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nastigram

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me
I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.
by chuck price May 24, 2006
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Neskimos

A group of college students who came together to form a Heavy Metal band that does Covers of old NES games. Such as Megaman, Contra, and Mario.
Neskimos were tearing up that Contra song.
by INFAMOUS C January 7, 2004
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nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.
"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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Birds nesting

The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths.

When the man does shoot his load, the women eagerly cajole with each other to get a taste of the man cream, and greedily devour the spunk as though their lives depended on it.
This emulates the way chicks in a nest anticipate the food (often worms) their mother may bring to them. Upon tasting the worms the chicks become increasingly excited and eager to get as much of the worms as possible, often fighting for the best position, and largest portion of food.
This scenario is often witnessed in porn videos, and often follows the man having vaginal or anal sex with one of the women before the women partake in the birds nesting. However, it doesn’t have to be exclusively in porn videos.
Man: “Sweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why don’t you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?”

Girlfriend: “I thought you’d never ask, darling.”
by bob's mullet July 10, 2010
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Breastie Nestie

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.
by yes............ February 18, 2020
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