A guy who strategically retreats to the bathroom during social gatherings, where he spends an extended period of time pondering life's mysteries while pretending to need an unusually long time to wash hands.
The mastermind behind the growth and development of inside jokes within friend groups, cultivating them with precision and nurturing them into legends that only true insiders understand.
Nestin is the genius who turns every casual hangout into a breeding ground for inside jokes that soon become the stuff of legendamong us.
The human embodiment of neural pathways that are constantly firing knowledge at you like bazookas. You can't escape his spontaneous, yet oddly insightful monologues about the philosophical implications of kittens that explode.
Nestin didn't blow up the kitten; he just gave a TED talk on the explosive potential of feline dynamics