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neargasm

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.
After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.
by neargasm July 25, 2012
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nerdgasm

silimlar to a joygasm, but this is when an orgasm is caused by some overly nerdly stimulant.
this year's Star Trek convention was a complete nerdgasm!!
by juice l. bee April 30, 2005
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Nerdgasms

Have been shown to occur during: lectures over human variation; lectures over cranial morphometrics; study sessions; book readings; debates or discussions over philosophy, literature, evolution, books, research, experiments, thesis, dissertations, etc.; library activities; the act of being big spoon to a freshly printed warm article.

Have been shown to occur (yet, are not limited to) if and when: bow ties are present; guys are reading book; a discussion about literature and schizophrenia become an act of foreplay; the smell of old books is in the air; glasses are worn by an individual; a great bookstore is found; one of your ten lifetime academic boners occurs.
Checkout that professor wearing the bow tie. And back to my problem about the lecture on evolution and human variation, religion is not negatively correlated with rationality. Furthermore, in regards to the lecture over cranial morphometrics, the increased scientific validity and reliability that would result from the methodological standardization proposed for the analysis of cranial morphometrics to estimate ancestry is brilliant. Oh my goodness, checkout the guy reading a book. My apologies, I may have just had multiple nerdgasms.
by BoneLady March 29, 2010
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nerdgasm

the result of the excitement of one's nerdy or geeky tendencies. Usually when someone gets excited about some new game, technology or tech-device. Having a nerdgasm can sometimes result in fainting.
OMG! Half-Life 2 is gonna pwn! *NERDGASM* *FAINTS*
by Glutnix September 4, 2003
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Nerdgasm

A moment of intense orgasm-like excitement shared by two nerds over a topic they're both familiar with.
Jimmy had a nerdgasm when Denice mentioned the paradox of infinite sets.
by Foohtube November 7, 2010
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Nedgasmic

When someones so hot it's undescribable and whenever you see them you feel like fainting because of their hotness.
Did you see that guy playing guitar shirtless? It was nedgasmic!
by lshiptico April 9, 2009
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neargasm

the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.
She teased me forever - I would have complained but it was the best neargasm of my life.
by Saumya Ancheri December 2, 2014
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