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--Hoth Asteroid Field--

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. The field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.
by Official_SW Definitions_ December 5, 2004
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asteroids

an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue
"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"
by mista ska March 25, 2003
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asteroid

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.
One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.
by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005
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wasteroid

A person who squanders his/her life away by constant alcohol and/or drug abuse.
I used to be a wasteroid, but then I sobered up and got a job.
by BURNiNATOR September 25, 2005
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Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions
OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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noseroids

This is hemroids in your nose.

Symptoms include a itchy, painful and bloody nose.

Caused by picking your nose too much.

Treatment is easy, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!

Background-
From a very tired new mother who tends to mix up words when exhausted.

Origin-

Road noise.
Patient: My nose has been hurting bad and it is also bleeding.

Doctor: Do you pick your nose?

Patient: No! That is gross.

Doctor: Well, it looks like you have noseroids which is caused by picking your nose. The easy answer is to stop picking your nose.
by Boobralicious June 4, 2009
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asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen
Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical
by havocker May 4, 2010
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