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Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.
Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!
by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016
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Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005
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Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.
Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.
by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008
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dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter
''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''
by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007
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Appleton

Appleton is a small ass yuppie suburb located in north-eastern Wisconsin; Yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.

Appleton natives include some fucked up people, such as Harry Houdini, Joseph McCarthy, and The John Birch Society. Willem Dafoe also hails from Appleton.

Appleton happens to host the longest Flag Day Parade and the largest annual ska concert in the Midwest - "SKAppleton".

As for moments in history, Appleton's Valley Fair Shopping Center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the United States. Appleton was also the first city in Wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the East Coast to have incandescent light.
"Some exotic background, from Appleton, Wisconsin. That's as American as Appleton pie."
by a.i.k. October 14, 2008
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Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.
I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.
by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010
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napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
by Shmouse May 26, 2005
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