NTDs

Net Transmitted Diseases
an acronym pertaining to Spyware and Viruses picked up while surfing the internet with out the protection of anti-virus and anti-spyware programs.

Customer: I keep getting pop-ups, and i can't open internet explorer with out receiving and error

Computer tech: It shounds like you have contracted a bad case of NTDs

by Eric Walkuski September 18, 2008

#NTD

the #ntd movement is a movement where girls across the globe kick their exes in the balls. nick the dick was a very dicky person with a very dicky personality if you have not yet noticed:).

becky: "so tell me about that ex."
me: "oh he's a dick."
becky" nick the dick."
me: "let's start a movement, the nick the dick movement."
both: "#ntd movement! "

by allsmilesallaround June 4, 2018

NTD

Nicotine Transmission Device. Anything you chief.

Yo Evan, let me hit that NTD.

by BigChief8219 December 5, 2018

NTD

No Trigger Discipline.

When one has no aim when taking a piss

That dude has NTD! He pissed all over the floor!

by NObrunoBruno August 29, 2023

ntd

abbreviation for not that deep

i’ll be so real it’s ntd

by JamArtisan September 25, 2022

NTD (national tweakage day)

November 2 is national tweakage day where all mans completely start tweaking out to the max extent with no context.

“Did u see that guy milly rockin on the table”
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”

by c|-|i.@k4VII November 2, 2023

NTD

The NTD also known as the North Towanda Dandy is a gas station where you can find the most redneck country kids with big fat lippers of Copenhagen hanging out looking at their rice burners and beat up pick up trucks talking about the mud crickets they pick up and all the beer they drink.

Damn, i saw the filthiest mud cricket hanging out of Honda Civic last night at the NTD

by FuckMercedesBenz January 13, 2018