neanderthalistic

English Adjective meaning primitave, brutish, uneducated, or simple

The way he grunted when he asked me for a date was neanderthalistic.

His idea of solving world peace by arm wrestling is neanderthalistic at best.

by weletthem May 18, 2016

Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.

"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."

by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Neanderballing

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".

(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!

by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015

Neanderthal

A Caucasian human.
A white person.

White people like BeccaBoo are Neanderthals.

by CherylCheryl January 20, 2018

Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

neaballitan

A Neaballitan is when a man has three (or more) women, of different hair color, skin color, or ethnicity, either lined up doggy style or on their backs waiting for their turn, or on their knees in front of him, working together to stimulate him orally.

This arrangement is named after Neapolitan ice cream, which is chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream side-by-side in the same container, typically with no packaging in between.

The classic Neaballitan has a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, but there are many exotic variations, with most being named according to the ethnicity of the girl in the middle, which is a great honor when sharing a man with other girls:

Some popular versions are:

the "Oreo" or "Ice Cream Sandwich", with a White girl between two Black girls
the "Chicachanga", where an Hispanic girl is between two others
the "Fortune Cookie", with an Asian girl in the middle,
the "Peace Pipe Prayer", where the middle girl is Native American,
the "Hookah Handmaiden", where a Middle Eastern girl is in the middle,
the "Cum On, Curry", with an Indian girl residing in between 2 other girls,
the "Eskimo Cream Pie", where an Inuit girl is in the middle

Dick: I'm telling you man, it was like the International House Of Poontang in my place last night. At the end of the evening, I enjoyed a really nice Neaballitan...

Jack: They should give you the Nobel "Piece" Prize, for bringing together pieces of ass from all over the world, promoting international cooperation and understanding!

Dick: I definitely enjoyed being an ambassador to the United Face-shuns...

Jack: High Five, Bro!

by dnalabkram October 13, 2009