mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

by missscarlett October 24, 2008

muatasem

Def 1: another name for a large mcdonalds-shaped monobrow

Def 2: A downer.

dude1:what the fuck is that on your face
dude3:leave him alone he's got a muatasem
dude2:thanks dude3

by muatasem senior September 9, 2007

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

martavius

Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.

Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents

by Charles River December 21, 2016

li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).

Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua

by Nagasakia March 17, 2016

The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!

Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!

by thepacificislander June 15, 2012

mortar

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

by bromp December 9, 2008