Dual Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

by dannyp76 June 14, 2011

Big mungus

Big mungus is the main villain of the John series.

Look at big mungus using his butt power. Wow

by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2020

hue mungus

A man, a legend, and a beast. The man, whom is commonly called Rudy amongst his bretherin, is anti-femminist scum that doesn't deserve to live on this planet. He is commonly known as the "penised one"

"My name is Hue Mungus, but my friends call me Rudy"

by Skiny Weener October 30, 2017

Hugh Mungus

a man named Hugh who possesses a humongous cock

"wow, look at his cock he must be Hugh Mungus"

by kakapapa September 5, 2016

terri-mongous

Humongously or enormously terrific

Most homo sapiens are terrific, but some are more terri-mongous than others.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Mungus

When to friends dig up a dead female body(usually about 2 weeks to 1 month old) and one of the individuals places his lips around the vaginal area of the deceasced while the other person stands on the tombstone and jumps onto the torso of the deceased causing a slimey discharge substance to shoot outinto the individuals mouth.

hey lets dig up somebody. i want some mungus tonight

by ampere June 20, 2008

Mungus

Mung-gus
-adjective

1. an abbreviation for humongous

2. something very large in size or amount

3. an insult of the highest degree

"Look at his giant, mungus afro! He looks like a walking microphone!"

"How dare you call me that! Atleast I'm not a mungus..."

by Prodigy1120 February 22, 2009