cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Say Mums

When someone doesn’t believe you so they say “say mums” to make sure you’re not lying

“Wagwan my g, I smashed that girl”
“No wayyyyyy! Say mums”
“Mums”

by Skinzlil May 16, 2019

Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008

say mums

A statement used to replace a term such as "Swear to God" to really put the point across that you're telling the God honest truth. If it's obviously a lie and someone claims "mums", their mum is thought to die.

Person 1: Did you transfer me the money?
Person 2: Yeah bro of course
Person 1: Say mums
Person 2: Mums cuz

by sheskimo October 19, 2020

mumzy

another way to say mother or mom

You: hey mumzy, wats up?
Mom: whaaaatttt??

by Asphyxiation1017 August 7, 2011

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'

Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did

by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021